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  1. “The driver must be an IT professional,” says Tesla, the official car of “The driver must be an IT professional.”

  2. I’m still convinced it’s a BMW. It’s always amusing to me when these guys change lanes violently to overtake you, only to run into you at the next red light.

  3. “Most asshole” maybe, though Teslas, anecdotally, seem to be better at using their indicators. Minivans in general have the worst drivers.

  4. When I see a spoiled Tesla owner speeding down the emergency lane at 60 miles per hour during rush hour, I’ll believe it. That is where the BMW sets itself apart. For this reason, a BMW is equipped with “run-flat” tires and a license plate that reads, “Mommy told me I’m unique.”

  5. Prius, please! It’s a Prius every time I’m wondering why I’m driving slowly on the highway when everyone else is going at a normal pace.

  6. I simply move out of the way if I see a Tesla because I know they are clearly more valuable than me and must arrive at their destination faster than I can.

  7. BMW M3 is a sports car produced by BMW.

    Sorry, but based on my experience, these styles seem to believe wholeheartedly that “I got a Beamer and can be a douche.”

  8. “I’m just going to pull over to the side of the road and check my phone.” There are plenty of parking spaces all around me. But I’m going to come to a halt in the middle of the aisle because I can’t really understand the needs of another person.”

    -Tesla chauffeur

  9. Oh my goodness! So I’m not the only one who believes BMW only sells to people who are unable to drive? I’d always wanted to rage with this community, but I had no idea you existed.

  10. AT STOP SIGNAGE, THEY DO NOT BRAKE.

    OC’s Tesla drivers. At a four-way stop, apply the brakes.

    This isn’t a joke. In Yorba Linda and Irvine, I’ve almost died a dozen times. Teslas haul a lot of stuff and can’t stand at a stop sign.

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